Pyromaniacs has a now-and-then feature called “Next!” They’re short, to-the-point answers to often-asked questions.
Since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I’ll make an attempt at my own “Next!”
Question: As a Christian, how much can I sin can I get away with?
Answer: How much water can you put in your gas tank and get away with it? How much mold needs to be on bread before you won’t eat it? Next!
